Controversy!

I’m pretty sure my mother would never knit in church. As a kid, I was pretty free to do as I liked during mass, as long as it was quiet. When I was too little to understand what was going on, mom apparently didn’t think that making me sit still in a pew for a … More Controversy!

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The Christmas projects continue. I picked back up the thing that I was ignoring, finished up a fun thing, and started another thing. Things continue apace, but not at the ploughing rate you would expect from someone who gets paid to sit around and play with yarn all the time. No, I’ve been prepping for … More Cheap Advertising

One of those days

Last night, I was ready to end my knitting career. Last night, I was ready to impale myself on my needles. Last night was one of those nights that all of us knitters have, when we forget all the reasons that we try to change the world with string and sticks and seriously consider garrotting … More One of those days

An NFP Theme Song

Things I learned within the last 24 hours: 1. Bean juice left out for three days makes your kitchen smell like fish. 2. When you’re dyeing one skein two colors with a long-immersion dipping technique… do the lighter color first. 3. The natural tannins in black walnuts decompose as the walnuts rot, turning their dye … More An NFP Theme Song

Pokeberry Therapy

I have an inordinate, unreasonable, and inexplicable affection for pokeberries. I love their perfectly smooth, round, replete, purpleish-black berries. I love the little click sound they make when you pull a perfectly ripe one off its stem. I love the fuscia color they stain my hands, and how [relatively] easily it washes off. Right now, … More Pokeberry Therapy