In case you thought I was kidding

About the garter stitch scarf:

Garter stitch scarves are like therapy when you’ve been traumatized by your other projects. Here’s the pattern: get some bulky yarn (or two colors of worsted), some ungainly large needles, cast on fifteen stitches, and knit. Knit every stitch of every row, until you think it’s long enough, or you run [...]

Diary of a Snow Day, Part Trois

Report from the underground:

Tolerance for video games at an all-time low.

Need exercise.

Boiling 1.5-year-old clams smell like boiling dog chow… or like an overheated long-haired dog who lives in a mud pit.

Hopes still high for clam chowder.

White-out conditions outside.

Car still not dug out.

Wouldn’t matter – my car on the road would equal a long stay in [...]

On Ends

Now that my commission is safely in the hands of its new owner, I feel like I can tell you what it is:

Leg Warmers! Made with six different colors of Berroco’s Ultra Alpaca, these babies are 19 glorious inches of K1-P1 rib that will hug the leg, slouch, or pretty much do whatever you want [...]

Moment of Truth

I finally have all five pieces of my purple sweater completed:

Two sleeves (their stripiness matches so well! Is it not pleasing?!), one back, one large front, and one small front. However, I still have a rather serious problem:

See the notable lack of neckline on the large front? I still haven’t fixed it. If I wore [...]

Diary of a Snow Day, Part Deux

Saturday, February 6th, 15:35 hours: Dear Blog, we finally got out of the house. Our “benchmark” was still there, if only barely.

Time for a more reliable measurement. We don’t actually own a yardstick, so I got clever with my measuring tape, scotch tape, and my tube of blocking wires.

The verdict:

Rather speaks for itself, doesn’t it?

Jared [...]

Diary of a Snow Day

Friday, February 5th, 2009. 19:15 hours: It’s been a long, headachy day. We kept the shop open until 4:30, when the snow finally started sticking on the roads, and got a surprising number of customers up through 3 p.m. I suppose people are stocking up for the storm, just like at the grocery store, at which [...]

Blue Callus

As I knit on through my commission, nothing has been so encouraging as one little chapter in one of the Yarn Harlot‘s books. In Things I learned from Knitting: …Whether I wanted to or not, the “15th Thing” is, “It Takes a Great Deal of Pressure to Make a Diamond.” In other words, those times [...]

Cheering Up

Mondays are my day off. That should make today a day of relaxation and general cheerfulness. Unfortunately this has been dampened somewhat by a rather burdensome commission I decided to take on, for which I drastically underestimated the time commitment (or grossly overestimated my knitting speed). I’m not going to post pictures of it here; [...]